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  • Stop a while and ponder

    Received this beautiful scripts written by a comedian, George Carlin. Sometimes, little things in life that would make great difference to others.

    A Message by George Carlin:

    The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.

    We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.

    We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.

    We've learned how to make a living, but not a life. We've added years to life not life to years. We've been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We've done larger things, but not better things.

    We've cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We've conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We've learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less.

    These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete...

    Remember, spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.

    Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side.

    Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn't cost a cent.

    Remember, to say, 'I love you' to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.

    Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.

    Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.

    AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:

    Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

    -----------------------------------------------------------------------------------

    The above was written by a comedian, George Carlin, who has passed on recently. He wrote something so very eloquent...and so very appropriate.

  • Time for laugh...

    Ok got this joke from a friend.

    Good girls go to heaven, Bad girls go everywhere...

    A train hits a bus filled with Catholic school girls and they all perish. They are in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates when St. Peter asks the first girl, "Tiffany, have you ever had any contact with a male organ?"

    She giggles and shyly replies, "Well, I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger." Peter says, "Okay, dip the tip of your finger in the Holy Water and pass through the gate."

    St. Peter asks the next girl the same question, Jennifer, have you ever had any contact with a male organ? The girl is a little reluctant but replies, "Well, once I fondled and stroked one." St. Peter says, "Okay, dip your whole hand in the Holy Water and pass through the gate. All of a sudden, there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls.

    One girl is pushing her way to the front of the line. When she reaches the front, St. Peter says, "Reeva, What seems to be the rush?" The girl replies, "If I I’m going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Jessica sticks her ass in it."

  • Between the two Olympic medals

    Lee_Chong_WeiSingapore_Paddlers

    Malaysia's Lee Chong Wei (left picture) won a silver medal for his country.

    Singapore paddlers, Wang YueguFeng Tianwei & Li Jiawei (right picture), also secured silver medal in the olympic.

    Of the two olympic medals, which are most honourable?

    Ethically, Lee Chong Wei is a pure product of Malaysia's success. But Singapore's silver medalists are products of China.

    Morally, Malaysians have every reason to feel proud.

    Singaporeans have every reason to feel cheated!

    Related news:
    Malaysian shuttler hailed as national hero despite loss
    Olympics: Singapore paddlers settle for silver in women's team final

  • This underwear is for sale. Anyone?

    Before this, they tried selling their wives on eBay. And now this!?

    Wife auctions evidence of husband's affair on Internet

    SYDNEY (AFP) - - An Australian woman has taken revenge on her cheating husband by auctioning his mistress's "huge" panties and his "size small" condom packet on eBay.

    The seller, named only as Anna from Queensland state, says next in line for auction will probably be her husband's Harley Davidson motorcycle "at a start price of 99 cents and, of course, with no reserve!"

    A photograph shows the lacy black underpants, described as "size humongous" and the "size small" condom wrapper, which the woman found in her bed after her husband's alleged affair with a woman named Kylie.

    Knickers

    Anna says of the panties: "They are so huge I thought they may make someone a nice shawl or, even better, something for Halloween perhaps."

    She describes how she returned home early from work after her "soon to be ex-husband" of 22 years mistakenly sent her a romantic text message meant for the other woman, to find him discouraging her from entering their bedroom.

    In the room she found the empty condom wrapper under his pillow and "The Tart's panties at the foot of the bed".

    The listing was initially taken down by eBay because of its policy of refusing to sell secondhand underwear, spokeswoman Inessa Jackson told Brisbane's Courier Mail.

    "We let her know about the policy and instead she's now selling a photograph of the offending knickers," Jackson said.

    "eBay does connect colourful buyers with colourful sellers and I wouldn't be surprised if someone did buy these items, though I couldn't speculate on who would buy them or why.

    "This is obviously very therapeutic for this woman and it must be a great channel for her views on cheating and the sanctity of marriage."

    The photograph, which had a starting price of just 69 US cents, down from the original 99 cents asked for the actual items, had received 47 bids by Thursday, with the top offer standing at 127.50 US dollars with four days to go.

    The listing, along with the wife's story, has been added to eBay Australia's Best of eBay site at http://bestof.ebay.com.au/.

    Source : http://sg.news.yahoo.com/afp/20080814/tts-australia-adultery-auction-internet-79adaf4.html

    Moral of the story : Check and make sure you don't send the wrong text message to your wife!!

  • Sad but true...

    Something to share....
    Sad but true
    Sad but true... :(

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